Ghosts Ain't Real (Song)

Ghosts Ain't Real is a song to The Cuphead Show!, sung in the episode Ghosts Ain't Real!. It was composed by Ego Plum.

Lyrics

Duke: Don't believe what you heard

'Cause here is the deal

Emma: There is no need to panic 'cause

Duke, Emma and Jasper: Ghosts ain't real!

Duke: I don't believe in ghosts

Emma: They don't give me a fright

Jasper: I don't believe in anything

That bumpity-bumps in the night!

Duke: If you see things

That you can't explain

Emma: Best to ignore them

Jasper: Or go insane!

Tombstones: Whoo-oo-oo!

Mugman: You said they ain't real!

They seem pretty real!

Evil Tree/Bats: Whoo-oo-oo!

Cuphead: Listen, Mugman, we're caught in a jam!

Pipe down 'cause we gotta scram!

Duke/Emma/Jasper: I don't believe in ghosts

They don't give me a fright

I don't believe in anything

That bumpity-bumps in the night

I don't believe in spooks

But when I'm all alone

I've heard mysterious things

That bang and clang and--