Unnamed cactus girl
The unnamed cactus girl is an NPC that appears on Inkwell Isle Four in the Delicious Last Course. She is an anthropomorphic cactus who speaks with a Southern drawl. She inadvertently requests the player to defeat all the bosses - both of the main game and of the DLC - with Ms. Chalice. She does so by saying how she'd "sure love to tell" tales of how Ms. Chalice defeated the bosses, with the titles of the tales alluding to the bosses Ms. Chalice has yet to defeat (e.g.: "The Tale of That Slime Smashed Silly" alludes to Goopy Le Grande).
She keeps track of the bosses defeated by using tallies around the campfire. Once all the bosses have been defeated by Ms. Chalice, the campfire will be lit and a total of 25 tallies will be around it. Talking to the NPC one last time unlocks a new skin for Ms. Chalice.
Any difficulty can be used to beat the bosses. In two-player mode, it is okay for the non-Ms.-Chalice player to damage the boss but not for them to land the finishing blow. Also, it only counts if player one is Ms. Chalice. Beating Run 'n Gun levels is not necessary, as the NPC does not count the mini-bosses encountered in them. The NPC also does not count the mini-bosses in All Bets Are Off!, the King of Games' champions, or the Angel and Demon.
Listed below are the lines of dialogue the NPC has that allude to the bosses; they can be defeated by Ms. Chalice in any order.
| Boss | Quote |
|---|---|
| The Root Pack | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Villainous Veggies Vanquished'. |
| Goopy Le Grande | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of That Slime Smashed Silly'. |
| Hilda Berg | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Busted-Up Blimp'. |
| Cagney Carnation | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Felonious Flower Felled'. |
| Ribby and Croaks | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Trounced Tadpoles'. |
| Baroness Von Bon Bon | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Countess's Sugar Crash'. |
| Beppi The Clown | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Creepy Clown Gone Kaput'. |
| Djimmi The Great | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Meanie Genie Sent Up In Smoke'. |
| Grim Matchstick | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Fire Breather Extinguished'. |
| Wally Warbles | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of how the Bird Got His Wings Clipped'. |
| Rumor Honeybottoms | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Bad Bee Buzzed Off'. |
| Captain Brineybeard | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Pirate Walking the Plank'. |
| Sally Stageplay | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of The Upstaged Drama Queen'. |
| Werner Werman | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Platoon Pest Gone AWOL'. |
| Dr. Kahl's Robot | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Bolt Bucket's Bust-Up'. |
| Cala Maria | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Sea Siren's Swan Song'. |
| Phantom Express | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of The Locomotive In Limbo'. |
| King Dice | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Casino Man's Comeuppance'. |
| The Devil | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Dastardly Devil's Due'. |
| Glumstone The Giant | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Bruised Big Boulder'. |
| Moonshine Mob | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of Those Boozy Bugs Busted'. |
| The Howling Aces | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Punched-Up Pack of Pilots'. |
| Mortimer Freeze | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Cold Congregation Put On Ice'. |
| Esther Winchester | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of the Dusted Desperado'. |
| Chef Saltbaker | I'd sure love to tell 'The Tale of Anyone Else Causin' Trouble'. |
